I went to log into tumblr and this came up…
I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson
guinea pigs are just hairy baked potatoes
OH MY GOSH
#’JUST LET ME HOLD IT’ #’NO NO I PROMISE I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT’ #’I SAID I PROMISE!’ #’JUST LET ME HOLD THE FUCKING AWARD CHRISTOPH!!!!’ #’JESUS CHRISTOPH YOU ARE SO SELFISH!!!!!!!’ #and then he cries and no one at the table rly knows what to do #so christoph waits a few minutes and quietly asks him #’uhhh… so how is kate?’ #’SHE IS MARRIED TO A GUY NAMED NED ROCKNROLL HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK CHRISTOPH????’
